Toilet Humor

Saw Mewsagi's ( [link] is her user page) little bit of humor about how Mewtwo's can't actually use toilets ( [link] is the image) and thought it was actually somewhat amusing. Now normally I don't do toilet humor or dark humor, prefering the more sexualized variety, but thought it was funny enough to explore with my Mewthrees, Harddense (steel), Mewblade (black) and Vicebane (red).

Mewtwos and Mewthrees have a lot of physical obstacles to overcome: Writing/eating apparatuses, sitting, moving through doorways (since most are rather tall), tails getting in the way and so forth. Honestly, toilets shouldn't be one of them because not all have resevoirs in the back, and some varieties are like the japanese squat design. (You know you have had your characters around too long if you start justifying such a topic.) Mewsagi has a weird perspective I guess...

Really, only guys can honestly talk about their habits with almost a tinge of pride. (Think about it, who else participates in pissing contests?) Then again, I think Vicebane would be the only one to admit his version... Anyway... Now Mewblade can't actually intake and expel really anything, so somehow she'd likely be the only one to challenge the guys' intellect. Unfortunately she's also far heavier than them, which combined with her lack of toilet training would likely result with an emergency phone call to the nearest plumber. When you know nothing about the topic, best to stay out of it, or you'll end up in it.

Quite a quickie comic and all. Gave me an excuse to play with some expressions on Vicebane.

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